Dear Diary,
I'm writing this in the damn woods.
I'm with the family.
We're currently parked outside the house. We'll sleep here because inside this freak house there's a lot of uncleanness.
It's dirty.
It's a huge house made of wood, like a cabin.
At least it has a basement.
And, funny thing, it has underground tunnels.
That makes me worry a lot.
The good thing is I can tell there hasn't been anyone here for years.
But just in case, I brought some cameras and other things from work.
I'll have to put a nice shield around this place.
I was going to steal the security robots from work, but I can't pilot them.
I'm just a behavior guy.
Not a tech expert.
But I can use what I know to protect the family.
They're sleeping now.
I think I'll stay awake for a while.
The tunnels are bothering me.
There is something about a house with tunnels underneath it.
It feels like the kind of place where people hide things.
I should probably check the basement tomorrow.
Goodnight, Diary.